the-absolute-funniest-posts:

waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?

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Reblog if you’ve ever felt like a boring rp partner.

(Source: doctorscottie, via wannabe-king)

u-ok:

mynamekyle:

I am so fucking mad right now

honestly this gets me so fucking worked up

this is my favorite audio post

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sassy-gay-pabu:

Korra by =Hiota

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fuckyeahhetaliashippings:

Dayum Turkey’s fine with no mask.

TurkHun for Anon~

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everafterlark:

Music Box Version. Really ancient and beautiful

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peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

cosmosisification:

hayleyescape:

Um, this is actually a fallacy.. just saying. 

I’m PRETTY sure that’s not why it’s called getting stoned. The smoke may kill skin cells, causing rigor mortis in the cells, BUT…I assume it’s called getting “stoned” because people generally relax and chill out. Not much movement for most people. I’ve seen/heard some people talk more, but generally there’s less movement. Good try did-yuo-kno.tumblr.com.

Wow, people who correct the facts are douches, but this one comes off as exceptionally douchish, more-so than the rest

(Source: did-yuo-kno)

ejacutastic:

now I can hate myself in two languages

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pushedoffaclef:

help I drew my otp and I can’t get up

OMGGGGG